I cockslap morals
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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