party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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