I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize