Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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