The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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