they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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