I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.