I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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