# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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