problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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