these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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