Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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