There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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