Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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