"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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