Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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