Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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