Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
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Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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