So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You're like the curious george of whores
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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