Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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