I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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