Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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