Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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