And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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