"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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