sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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