Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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