ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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