i would punch a child for taco bell
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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