Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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