having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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