what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he puts the penis in happiness.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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