Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
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