Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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