why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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