I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
