the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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