You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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