And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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