Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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