I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
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