You just made me feel so damn special
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Randomize