I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
two words: eviction party
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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