There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Randomize
