Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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