Christians are straight up FREAKS
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize