I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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