ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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