i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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