Please, let me fuck your mom
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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