she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Bring me that man meat
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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