I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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