just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it's like iHOP with fire
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
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Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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