I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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