Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Send help, water and tortillas.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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